Wednesday, March 29, 2006

John Scott Photo Contest!

Since John has declined our numerous requests for nude pictures, and nixed the webcam idea, we will be having a Photoshop contest! The only requirements are that the pictures include John Scott. Other than that, let your imagination run wild!

Please send all submissions to, or if John is willing, I'll have him set up a thread on v7n.

Let the fun begin!

Monday, March 27, 2006

¡Muy delicioso!

Earlier this month, John visited Google Japan. Luckily for me, I mean us, he took some pictures.

Thursday, March 16, 2006

Exclusive Interview with John Scott Himself!

You guys are in for a huge treat! I know I am... as soon as I book that flight to Japan! ;) Anyways...I was able to snag a super exclusive interview with John Scott, and I am going to share it with you today! Read on for all the information you've always wanted to know about John, but were too afraid to ask!!

Here it is, and yes it is real:

ME: I and the Ruggedly Handsome John Scott Fan Club members would like to thank you , John, for taking the time to sit down with us (virtually) for this interview. Ok, now let's get down to business.

Since you've become famous, you know, getting featured in Wall Street Journal and like bajillion online blogs and websites, how has your life changed? Particularly, how do you handle all the girls throwing themselves at you?

JOHN: Well, nothing’s really changed that much. Women have always thrown themselves at me, along with their underwear and nudie pics, but that is just part of being in the SEO industry. SEO is like an aphrodisiac to many women.

I am trying to pace myself, though, you know no more than three women a day. No women on Sundays, or national holidays. I take my obligation to the sexual health of women seriously, but even I need a day or two off now and then.

ME: Do you have a personal assistant that answers all your fan mail? If not, are you looking for one?

JOHN: Actually, I am accepting applications for personal assistant. Please send your resumes to, be sure to include height, weight, breast size and pictures of the rear view.

ME: What is your favorite food? Is it true you live off a bowl of rice per day?

JOHN: I do indeed live on one bowl of rice a day. Well, and a couple pizzas and cheeseburgers.

ME: I noticed you've done some modeling in your younger days. Can you tell us about that?

JOHN: I modeled for a few Japanese magazines, but it wasn’t a big deal. In Japan pretty much any blond could model back then, even if they were less than grade A beef.

ME: Did you ever do any underwear modeling, or nude modeling perhaps? If so, please provide pictures. If you did not, why not do some for me right now?

JOHN: Never did any nude modeling. I was asked to do an adult movie when I was 16, but declined. I would love to streak, though. Looks like lots of fun.

ME: Speaking of hot photos….Would you be willing to set up a Webcam, you know so we can watch 24/7?

JOHN: I already have a cam set up, but it’s just for Ferre. He has a slight crush on me, you know. :P

ME: If you could have a conversation with someone, either living or dead, who would it be and why?

JOHN: Matt Cutts, doped up on truth serum, and I’d ask him to explain every ranking factor Google uses.

ME: What are you wearing right now?

JOHN: Navy blue boxer shorts and a white tank top.

ME: Ok, on to the most important question………..

Will you be the father of my child? Oh heck, will you have 10 kids with me? I'll even move to Japan and eat rice.

JOHN: Of course. I am pro-sex all the way. ;)

Tuesday, March 14, 2006

John Scott: Kid friendly, mother approved?

John Scott is a good guy. Don't believe the filth that is spewed from, it's written by a jealous wretch with apparently nothing better to do than create a network of John Scott hate sites. Believe ME. I know the real John Scott - the smart, sexy guy that makes every girl take one long, hard second look as he walks by..... Did I just hear someone whistling?

John Scott gets along well with kids, just look at the pics below. (try not to drool, ok?) He even has a couple of his own. He openly professes his love for his kids on the v7n forum, and his blog's "About" page. Awww, how sweet! :) John is even friendly with animals - look how cute he is with Bambi! How could you not love this guy?

John Scott is also one very fiiiiiiiine dresser - doesn't he look hot in those suits? Yum, I could just eat him up! Oopps...I mean.... John, you'd be even more delicious with that oh-so-cool Armani cologne you keep talking about. You might need to invest in another personal body guard though; it might be hard to keep the girls off. ;)

But is he mother approved?

I'm not so sure about that. John does have a bad side. No he's not a blackhat SEO, but he does have a Paris Hilton fansite! He also enjoys games like this, and gets in touch with his bad-boy side on Motorcycle Journal. And he admits to having gotten in a few fights in his younger days, but that just makes him all the more desirable.

If only I could get him alone......... :)

Monday, March 13, 2006

Yummy Pics!

We raided the v7n photo gallery! Check out these pics of the smoking-hot John Scott! Click on the photos to see his sexiness up close!

If you have any JS photos to contribute, e-mail them to! (Nudie pics are also welcome)

John Scott's Fan Club

This is the home of the Ruggedly Sexy and Handsome John Scott Fan Club. Sooo...just who is John Scott? Well, check out this list of pretty well-known John Scott facts:

  • He's the proud owner/administrator of the popular web development community v7n, and equally cool SevenSeek web directory.
  • He also has a blog and about a million other websites.
  • He is the famous starter of the "v7n elursrebmem" SEO contest, and the $10,000 Blogger Challenge.
  • He is addicted to coffee, and has an affinity for Starbucks. (Did you ever notice the similaries between the design of v7n and Starbucks?)
  • He spends his time living in Seattle and Japan. He currently resides in Japan.

Obviously that's not all there is to John Scott, but we'll keep it at that for now. Join v7n if you want to know more. It's free, and easy!

If you are interested in joining the John Scott fan club as a poster, please send an e-mail to

Next up: Photos of the super sexy John Scott. :P